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Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe
agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!
by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008
mugGet the Pretzel Memug.

em me

em me is a very sexy lady who is very stubborn and hot. she looks like a supermodel, has seductive eyes, and they usually have very pretty curly hair and super soft skin that is very tempting to pet. she hates facetiming unless she is talking to a fellow em me. she usually has 1-2 very close friends who she only trusts. she will only type in lowercase and loves the rain. All the guys want her all the time but she's too stubborn to love them back. em me is very artistic and oh my gosh can she cook! Em me does not usually care about people, but when she does, she will love and care for them from the bottom of her heart, so consider yourself lucky if an em me loves you back. Do not ever take an em me for granted because once you lose her, you've lost it all.
Look em me is coming, do I look presentable?

Omg I want to look as beautiful as em me!

She's just too good to be true
by meowmeow475 March 12, 2021
mugGet the em memug.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

Legislating to spite me

Oh yeah and colluding with media and politicians. Publishing studies.
Hym "And DEFINITELY legislating to spite me. Re-writing the entire psychological enterprise. Yes it's absolutely spite.
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
mugGet the Legislating to spite memug.

me albania be careful

This is a powerful sentence used to destroy any Albanian in an argument.
HashimHoxhaWarrior: Hello autistic Serboids..
Serboidsubhumandjole: me albania be careful
by 1c7x January 19, 2024
mugGet the me albania be carefulmug.
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
by coleen38 August 31, 2023
mugGet the 21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38mug.

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