Wam Bam Thank You Mam

a term used to describe a selfish sexual partner

Typically used along with the phrase "two pump chump"

"So I went down on him last night, and he didn't even return the favor."

"Damn b, talk about a wam bam thank you mam"

"Giiiirrrrrllll, that's not even all, he was a two pump chump."

by fuckyoubb August 13, 2017

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have you gone raving mad

Cheifly Northern English

Have you gone completely insane

The Moon is made out of cheese. Have you gone Raving Mad! The moon isn't made out of you silly old bat.

by Archaic Wordnerd October 15, 2017

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Oh you mother fucking whore

Something that has to do with a little whore that was born

Oh you mother fucking whore you seriously made that

by I’m a fucking idiot May 2, 2021

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Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

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How Dare You Forgive Me

The way you feel when you’ve been hurt more than you thought possible and you’ve hurt someone more than you thought possible but you love them so much it hurts and they don’t even know that they’ve been hurt. It’s great.

I dreamt of an old man on a park bench. One eye was dead and white, the pupil transfixed by a scar. The other burned blue. It saw. He raised a shaking finger and pointed at me. “How dare you forgive me,” he croaked, his voice the death rattle of a starved bird and a dying star.

by 22(god) April 17, 2019

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