danger wank

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

by 'The Master' April 2, 2008

WANK-WORTHY

something that is good enough to flip over and bang, preferrably a subaru impreza or a well fit girl that the closest tou'll come to is tossing over

dude, jordan is well wankworthy

by BRADLEY FLYNN December 17, 2003

tom wanks

gay version of Tom Hanks

have u seen the film Philadelphia, its got Tom Wanks and Antonio Bumbandit in it.

by Marky boy May 2, 2006

Wank Bubble

1) something that annoys you

2) bubbles in your cum

"you wank bubble"

Look at that wank bubble

by Nikki Smith November 17, 2003

Wank Dog

a common dog found masturbating. usually found in parks or laybye's in the buxton area

ohhh mate look at that wank dog!, WANK DOG!!!

by YeS ITz BaLLBaG ALRiTe =D June 24, 2010

Sunday Wank

The most satisfiying wank one will have throught the week. The hangover wank you cant wait to have usually around 9pm before you go to sleep. Usually is better if you come home alone the night before and your sack is full.

"Hey Jim, Lets go visit Guido" "nah not now he will be having his Sunday Wank for sure".

by Bruce Dorset July 24, 2011

Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.

Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017