3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.

"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"

by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019

Twitter

That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.

Twitter is my favorite social media platform, my name is Karen.

by guifi July 29, 2020

twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".

Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".

by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023

nachos (stan twitter)

In Stan Twitter, "nachos" refers to an aesthetic, style, or era that a person has or is associated with.

When someone "reheats ______ nachos", it means they are either trying out another person's style in a new light, or reliving their own past style.

The term's context came from a video showing Natalie Nunn and Stunna Girl having a conversation, with Natalie continuously looking at Stunna's nachos, as if she wants those too.

Example of nachos (stan twitter):
"Tate McRae reheated some of Britney's nachos and honestly I'm here for it."

by repufolklore February 4, 2025

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Twitter Payted

female equivalent of male blue balls.

That batch be Twitter payted

by Digging deep March 4, 2023