magic bus

N. Someone who's detached from reality. Taken from slang nickname for the trolley in "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" used to go to the Land of Make-Believe.

Voter 1: "I think the Green Party will win the White House in '08!"

Voter 2: "Whoa...someone's really riding the magic bus."

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

bus station loony

Person of individual or eccentric demeanour found freqenting every major (and often minor) bus park or station throughout the globe. Living in their own special world, said Bus Station Loony will happily occupy each daylight hour shuffling throughout every corner of their domain. They love to be among people, but are inept at standard social intercourse, therefore will mumble to themselves, sing, hold conversations with inanimate objects and generally put the willies up any average commuter.
Also any member of the long-running British punk band, The Bus station Loonies. The similarities are several thousandfold.

Whilst waiting for the number 84 to Tavistock, I had to occupy my time by trying to avoid the Bus Station Loony at Bretonside Station. The poor soul reeked of urine and kept insisting I came to their gig that night.

by chris wheelie April 30, 2005

Double Dutch Bus

A song written by Bill Bloom and Frankie Smith and performed by Frankie Smith. Originally released in 1981 by WMOT records. It was the first song to popularize the use of "izz" infixation (ie. "Wizze izzare plizzayin dizzouble dizzutch" which translates as "We are playing double dutch").

"Double Dutch Bus" is one hot track.

by Reka Riley March 31, 2008

Bus Driver Wave

When two bus drivers pass each other during their routes, they wave at each other. It happens commonly in both public transit and school bus routes, and is meant to convince the bus drivers that they actually have friends.

Two bus drivers are at opposite ends of an intersection. As they pass, they wave at each other. This is, simple put, a Bus Driver Wave.

by Richard IIIVVVXIVXI April 11, 2010

throw under the bus

One is thrown under the bus when they are made the scapegoat or blamed for something that wasn't their responsibility in the first place. A coverup for your mistake.

Ruby Red, I didn't have time to do the business report, so I threw you under the bus and told the boss it was your job instead.

by Shell April 5, 2005

Fittest Girl on the Bus

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.

Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

by JF131 March 30, 2013

Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012