Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
by Erb Toh June 12, 2020
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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 21, 2022
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 16, 2016
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Unicorn steak

Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.
Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude
by Hairy tuft March 03, 2021
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The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023
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