Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.

by Uouu September 24, 2018

dave the sesh lord

God

Praise Dave The Sesh Lord

by IfYouReadThisUHaveTheBigGay May 9, 2019

Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015

Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboy

A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lord’s pleasure.

Look at that Essex Twat! He’s one of Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboys!!

by Ratskrad January 8, 2022

Lord Obble Gobble

A portentous and large man. usually the width of the earth with big saggy moobs and diabetic head

The man was so fat he was a Lord Obble Gobble

by IlikePootatoes February 26, 2021

Das Haus Lord

A dominant male figure of the company Das Haus of Bunker usually the husband. Club king of Das Haus of Bunker alongside his wife Das Hauswife.

Das Haus Lord loves to spank me when I am acting naughty.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

Sesh lord Forde

Sesh lord aka Rebecca Forde absolute buzzer hit her up fer the old sesh der and if ur not a Forde ur not no one so.... *warning* may be caught singing various tunes such as baby shark and catch and release etc.

“Sham there’s sesh lord Forde act cool Jeffrey”

by 42dicksinabag September 24, 2018