Bryant University

A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
by i can do my own taxes December 15, 2009
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university of texas

school for queers

fook em
oh yeah texas sucks

p.s. i hate texas
by steeeeeeve perry February 01, 2005
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UNIVERSAL SOULJAZ

A Signed Rap Group Out Of South Bend Indiana The Artists Are, Mr.Insaine, A~Dub, Y.G, K~WylD, Squirt, N Pooda WIth There Producer D.J. Boss
U Heard Bout Dem Universal Souljaz Gettin Singed I Can See WHy Dey Got SOme Hott Ass Tracks
by A~Dub September 11, 2008
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Duke University

The most overrated basketball school since their championship in 2001. Most recently, last year, heading into a game with Maryland, both teams had the same record, similar Strength of schedule, same conference record. The only difference was, Maryland had beaten Duke earlier in the year, BUT, Duke was ranked 14 and Maryland was unranked. Of course, Maryland dominated as they have done in most all of the head to head games since 2001. I have never met a heterosexual male Duke fan, but how can you blame them, if I went to Duke I'd probably end up with a guy too considering the quality of women attending the school.
Maryland fan-Hey did you watch the game the other night?
Duke University fan- No, I was too busy having gay sex. Who won?
Maryland fan- The team with the better head coach, Gary Williams.
by G-UNIT7 November 19, 2007
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Monash University

Monash University, located in Clayton apparently a place of higher education
Person 1: Hey, do you go to Monash University?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not a snot nosed honey slathered sloth, I prefer an actual education.
Person 1: Oh, so which one then?
Person 2: RMIT.
Person 1: That's cool I go to Swinburne.
Person 2: Better than Monash, good food around there too.
by cookieyum April 04, 2017
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Seattle University

Seattle University is literally an overpriced piece of shit. Literally, you are paying for human defecated fecal matter. Seattle U is poo poo because overall its education is sub par at best and the campus life is lackluster. Nursing, Law, Business and Engineering are exception programs. However, any programs outside these areas are shit. The whole schools budget is dedicated to marketing and athletics. Thus, most programs get inadequate funding. Most of the professors I have encountered are uninspired and robotic. Furthermore, the social scene at Seattle U is non-existent. People divide themselves into cliques and the school makes no major effort to create a campus community. Parties suck. The girls are dykes who dress like they just experienced WWII. Most people are extremely politically correct. This is not an institution for free thought and debate. Lastly, the campus is genuinely ugly it is as beautiful as Elliot Rodger masturbating to frat girls.

Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.
No More Parties in LA?

Oh, you mean No More Parties in SU (Seattle University)?
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Rowan University

The university that houses the acclaimed ice hockey player Alex J. Zackowski. He scored the game winning goal for his hockey team the Randolph High School Rams in their state championship game. Just like Africa, he is flawless.
Rowan University? Isn't that the school that Alex J. Zackowski blesses with his presence?
by Richard(Dick)McLaughlin July 06, 2009
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