eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.

*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"

by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024

Grandfather spoon

Also known as serving utensils - can be used for spoon, fork, knives

Can we get a grandfather spoon to scoop this soup?!

by wxgharvard November 1, 2021

Sugar Spoon

a cute person or animal

my guinea pig is my sugar spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024

spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Kevin spoon

A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon

Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka

by Exultancu May 12, 2022

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025

Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.

"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"

by Thymelord November 3, 2016