Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012
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Redneck bidet

When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
by It's average sized August 04, 2024
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Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
by Falkowitz December 08, 2020
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redneck bidet

After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
by Assquatch May 06, 2022
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Redneck bunny

A snow bunny wit racist tendencies or background who still mess with black guys
“I know her Dad don’t like niggas but I still hit it I can’t help it I love me a redneck bunny
by Huge Papa T1 January 09, 2024
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Redneck Flip

Redneck Flip or Redneck Flipping is when you take Budweiser, Meth and Ecstacy at the same time.

Variations of Redneck Flipping include Hippie Flipping (taking mushrooms and ecstacy together) and Candy Flipping (taking acid and ecstacy together).
I gotta crash out for a while man...I was redneck flipping at that party all night.
by forsolo July 28, 2019
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bourgeoisie redneck

Bourgeoisie rednecks is a derogatory term chiefly, but not exclusively, applied to white Americans who largely tend to be crass and unsophisticated. The term is closely associated with urban whites of the rust belt states who attempt to act higher in the socio-economic status than they really are.

While Bourgeoisie rednecks are cultural decedents of rednecks of the antebellum south, they have assimilated with black redneck culture - as such they tend to listen to gangsta rap music, wear Nike attire, and use the word 'nigga' in an affectionate manner. Bourgeoisie rednecks are politically conflicted, on the one hand they want all the free handouts of the government (welfare, food stamps, section 8 housing, etc) to supplement their lifestyle but on the other hand they know better and understand how ghetto it is to rely on the government.

What truly creates their own distinct cultural entity from your run-of-the-mill redneck is the desire to project an image of refined cultural affluence, or even in some instances societal superiority by means of extravagance purchases as a means displaying their affluence. They will make extravagant purchases to seem like they made it and may even talk about how they are only a few credits away from graduating from college. Everything they do is simply a ruse to make others believe they are doing better than what they are.
stop the bourgeoisie redneck we all know you haven't paid your electric bill in 6 months.

you're such a bourgeoisie redneck, just go to college.
by Jako62 August 23, 2021
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