When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 20, 2015
by pussyslayer6969lol August 08, 2017
(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.
A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.
by Diondege June 01, 2010
by Optic grapefruit February 26, 2016
A skilled proctologist, usually a board-certified Physician with years of experience in stimulating men's prostates to diagnose a variety of conditions
Dr.Ahrab: Okay, you're in the clear. I couldn't find anything abnormal back there.
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!
Patient: Are you sure about that? Do you maybe wanna check again? I swear I feel something weird back there
Dr.Ahrab: For God's sake man... I'm a Peanut Tickler, not your boyfriend!
by Bigfinger4000 April 11, 2021
by andirella March 02, 2011
To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
by Banditheeler July 30, 2022