Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
by Whyey April 12, 2021
Get the 12 year oldmug. An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary
I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition
I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition
by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019
Get the 13 year oldmug. by sillymagicalgirl April 11, 2023
Get the Old man yaoimug. A name for a true friend. A true friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He will be there for you when you're sad, happy, even when your mad, he will be there. It is impossible to image life without this special friend. If he is not there with you, it makes everything so much harder. Someone you truly love and would do anything for. Usually, this friend is awesome and always helps you need. Originated from Winnie the Pooh.
by dechertdog May 24, 2012
Get the silly old bearmug. by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020
Get the old sperm bankmug. A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.
by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016
Get the Bleedy old toemug. one's wife
The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).
The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.
The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).
The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.
--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.
by Misacek01 November 25, 2013
Get the old ball and chainmug.