Dirty Mike

The term for an individual that has contracted all of the possible STD's.

Ya man, she got tested, she is positive for dirty mike.

by bigmike999 January 3, 2016

The Mike Effect

When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.

He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship

by Cleaver girl December 11, 2018

mike curtis

an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit

Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*

by queenmami July 20, 2016

Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.

mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams

by big boobs anonymous April 19, 2018

The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever

Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought

by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019

Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020