alpha male

aliya. thats the definition.

kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?

kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.

by daddy aliya August 9, 2021

Alpha Plop

Save men alpha plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"

by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 15, 2021

Crazed Alphas

Someone who is continually depressed and hates any type of social interaction.

Cody : I think I am part of the crazed alphas

Svade : Way to be super fucking cringe bro.

by SonofGiants June 4, 2021

Alpha male

Drista

"I am the alpha male"

by Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hi June 6, 2021

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Alpha

Anybody that’s not Riley Pelletier, Waylon Skinner and Cade Ferguson

Those dudes are such alphas

by rileyj15 June 15, 2021

Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.

Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’

by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021