When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

Gmod DarkRp videos ADMIN ON DUTY RAGS TO RICHES PART 12 FUNNY MOMENTOS BASE BUILDING FREE 50K ON JOIN (ADMIN TROLLING) RDMING PEOPLE
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Friend: “Did you hear that kid got eaten by a pitbull”
Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
Doctor: “sorry sir/ma’am you have stage four cancer”
Me: “Mad funny”
Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
Doctor: “sorry sir/ma’am you have stage four cancer”
Me: “Mad funny”
by Macixj/instagram November 16, 2022

by PoopGamer65 March 6, 2022

jack:i like boys or jack:why did the chicken cross the road
john:why
john:ur funny jack: to get to the other side
john : ur funny
john:why
john:ur funny jack: to get to the other side
john : ur funny
by ★bigtyber May 27, 2023

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
