Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

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Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.

Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.

by CallMeClive July 02, 2020

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Statue Of Liberty

Whilst the woman is bent over getting piped in the ass the male stands up straight raising his right arm int the air and during this sex move the male must be wearing a roman toga and be holding the bible

Guy 1: Me and sarah tried to do the statue of liberty last night
Guy 2: SO DID WE!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS April 18, 2018

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Statue of Liberty

When you're blowing a guy and he also wants to be choked.

"Yo can you believe Tyrone wanted me to take him to the Statue of Liberty!?"

by MissLadyLiberty December 11, 2021

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Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 03, 2014

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