The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

velez special

The act of beating a handicapped young girl at bowling, while asking her friends if they are single.

I took that girl out and did the velez special.

by stanbridge08 February 19, 2009

carnivore special

When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"

That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.

by Bert Goo March 20, 2003

special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Veej Special

When a roommate takes his/her roommate's phone while they are away, and spreads his/her butt cheeks and snaps a picture, saving it as their background on their roommate's phone.

Z - Hey Andy take a picture
Andy - Dude, is that your bare ass hole? Its so hairy...
Z- Yeah, I really want to get Vinny with the Veej Special!

by abonfire October 25, 2009

Unitec Special

When an acting student becomes mentally defective and hooks up with a class mate. Causing a sexual divide within the class. -see The Colin Garlic Manoeuvre

"Father bless me for I have sinned- I got drunk an did the Unitec Special."

by Btros June 29, 2006

Bromburglar Special

A very tasty drink that no one knows exactly how to make. It's one part rum, one part whiskey, Jose Cuervo, whip creme and "Bromberg's super special ingredient."

dude how did i get from tuscaloosa to china, and it's tuesday what the fuck. I must've had the Bromburglar Special

by The Bromburglar Special December 13, 2009