Skeet

You:Bro you be skeeting
Jack: yuhh
by Zaneleo December 01, 2021
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Small, shorted, as in a bag of weed or a joint.
That quarter bag that Joe got was really skeet - he must have gotten shorted at least a couple of grams!
by JabbaDHutt August 23, 2019
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Skeet
This word has two definitions;
1.) On the West Coast, the term "Skeet" means to cum/ejaculate, or jerk off. 2.) On the East Coast, specifically in the DMV, the term "Skeet" means to leave the premises/from where you currently are, drive somewhere else, go, exit the current area.
(1) West Coast Definition:
*two guys talking about a mess in the bathroom*
Guy 1: Man look at that stuff on the toilet!
Guy 2: It looks like someone skeet all over it!

(2) East Coast Definition:
*Two people hanging out at night*
Guy: Hey what time is it?
Girl: 11:02
Guy: Oh man I better skeet home before my mom gets mad
by Dwight.beets January 13, 2019
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ITS NEWFOUNDLAND SLANG YOU DUMBFUCKS
WHATS WITH ALL THE EJACULATING
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Hagrid: your skeet ex is vaping again
smee: ew kill it
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Skeet skeet bouta beat my meat
“Ima skeet out of here”
by Terry kush July 15, 2019
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"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."
by Who is this nobody? August 08, 2023
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when shit happened and you screamed random ass shit out of absolutely fucking nowhere
hey did you hear abo-
SKEET!
rebecca i swear, if you skeet again im gonna put you up for adoption
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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