Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

Skeet/skeeta

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!

Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ

by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023

beyound skeeted

when you're higher than yeet that yeeted so it has to be a skeet that skeeted.

Tom said "I'm beyound skeeted!" , as he took a long hit off the joint

by Theunknownhbm September 12, 2020

skeet

v. to drop a banana item in Mario Kart 64, thereby causing a trailing opponent to slip on it and skid out

Scott: "Oh crap! I slipped on a banana and skidded into the water!"
Steve: "Yeah, I skeeted all over that sharp turn."

by thechamp April 8, 2007

Oh Skeet skeet

Oh Skeet Skeet is a “nickname” or reference made by people who have spent time in OCC (Orange County Corrections)the mainstream introduction of OCC being called “Oh Skeet Skeet” is from the lyrics of “Get Low” by lil’ Jon and the East Side Boys

“Oh skeet skeet mofucka
To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls”

by Rev foster January 11, 2023

brown skeet

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."

"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"

by GreasyCock November 2, 2015