mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

try me shirt

Phrase used to describe a situation where one person gets chumped on a regular basis.

Damn, why's everyone raggin on Zach? He must be wearin the try me shirt today.

by Lady Pacman December 9, 2008

green shirt Thursday

Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.

"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"

by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008

shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

Blue Shirt Man

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends

“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”

by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020