Ryan Jackway is the opposite of an Owen Richards
by o99crazydude July 20, 2024
Tall, dark and handsome. Not only is he flawless but he is a musician as well. He writes his own songs, and they are just beautiful. His voice is even better.. When singing you just wanna cry, because it sounds like dew from a flower dropping onto the ground.
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3
- Do you know anyone who is quite as amazing as Douglas Richard Stickel?
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.
by milton.saraa May 02, 2010
by coops mcgrutes September 22, 2010
Slang
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
Derek Richard Reed is Derek Richard Reed. No other explanation needed. Derek Richard Reed is the best person in the whole entire world. He is everybody’s mascot. Once you have Derek Richard Reed you can never let go. Nobody dislikes him because well how could they. Everybody loves him and always will. Derek Richard Reed is my superhero and a hero to everybody else .🥵😍❤️
I love Derek Richard Reed
by Ilovederekrichardreed August 31, 2022
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2018
by One bad ass mother fucker February 21, 2022