Purple Creature 

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

Purple Creature by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Purple Jawn 

A prize won by justin for alexis at the n.c. carnival on august 3rd 2011 and is to be kept forever:)

Damn nigga, did you see dat purple jawn?

Purple Jawn by klasey August 4, 2011

Purple crocodiles 

A metaphor for raw lust.

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.

Purple crocodiles by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger 

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Purple pear 

A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)

Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.

Purple pear by Korn1989 May 3, 2013

purple burrito 

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

purple burrito by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014

purple sheet 

£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note

Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet

purple sheet by Pippathecat June 1, 2014