by Rickysucks February 05, 2017
by Anonymous tormentor April 04, 2023
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 07, 2017
"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021
when your friend loves dogs. like has 50 dogs at home and treats all of them equally and asks for them every birthday and christmas. very cool
by Tesco_Meal_Deal November 04, 2022
PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
Jamie: Girl, we've been knowing how to draw,
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?
(beatboxing ensues)
Athena: Beatboxing puppy.
Jamie: Huh?
(beatboxing ensues)
by iBrokeMyGlasses January 30, 2024