punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 5, 2009

sucker punch

An ambush "fist attack" on someone

Guy 1: That n*gga Rob Stone is crazy !! He had a guy sucker punch X on stage!!
Guy 2: No way, what a pussy!

by ELMO1337 June 8, 2017

Lunch Punch

TO bang a chick on a lunch Break.

#1 Today at work. I had a Wicked Lunch Punch with the secretary.

#2 I ran home for a lunch Punch.

by Derek b Elliott May 28, 2011

undie punch

to be reamed unknowingly, usualy from behind while still wearing ones underwear. resulting in undies being stuffed into the oriface in question

i gave that bitch from starbucks a rightious undie punch..
she was all like

"AWWWWWW i say stop that young man dont punch my underwear into my date"

"captain to the bridge, there has been a royal undie punching on the lower deck"

by reg the great October 16, 2007

Pink Punch

Used to describe the act of punching a bitch in the vagina.

Shut up bitch or I'm gonna pink punch you!

by PinkPunch April 29, 2013

Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!

"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"

by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016