Nike elite pound cake

When u got a Nike elite backpack while eating some pound cake

“ yo this Nike elite is thug and so is this pound cake” Nike elite pound cake

by Nikeelitepoundcake September 28, 2025

Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

Wearin' extra pounds

To be overweight by a certain amount. Like to be wearin' 10 or 20 extra pounds.

Mama Cass was wearin' extra pounds. Like 100 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

drink a pound of cement

1. to toughen up
joe “no way in hell im going on that rollarcoaster”
bob “drink a pound of cement, pussy”
2. to drink someone’s dick milk, word for ejaculate or cum
sexy woman “ooohhh hey there big boy😏”
bob “drink a pound of cement”
sexy woman “ PEG ME”

“are you happy urban dictionary? i defined the word already, look, drink a pound of cement, drink a pound of cement, happy now?”

by god i LOVE bacon and terraria February 9, 2025

Pounding the Rice

phrase used when you're pounding an Asian chick.

Dude, I was pounding the rice last night, if you know what I mean.

by hellhammer123 March 5, 2011