Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 27, 2021

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Pound pals

Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town

by WTT82 December 06, 2018

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

Pounding the devil’s support beam

Beating your dick

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!

by MunchiesX October 18, 2020