Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"

Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"

by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

polish frank

(V) The Act of putting hot dog condiments on your dick and having a significant other lick it off.

I gave my girl a polish frank last night, and oh boy did she gobble it up.

by TrueDefinitionMan August 14, 2017

Polish Hangover

Having the effects of a hangover, without having consumed alcohol the night before.

For fuck's sake! I woke up with a massive headache, slept in past noon and can't remember what I did last night. I didn't even booze! What the fuck?!

A Polish Hangover!

by NOT Anrob July 23, 2017

Polish Stench Rupture

The Polish Stench Rupture is a maneuver when you find your victim , usually a vulnerable polish father, and you sneak from behind them and suffocate them with a bag and butt fuck them until you bust a nut in their booty...After That with their face and mouth tight and visible to the outside the bag you bust a liquidy fart into their mouth through the bag!

Oh Look! Im performing the polish stench rupture! Im gonna bust in Mitchie's booty baby

by hesienburg July 24, 2017