Pillow in the crack

When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow

I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.

by Eltie February 5, 2018

pillow plumping

The Act of smacking the booty so hard it swells due to the hand print left

Hey man, I hear Issy loves pillow plumping

by DankDefinitions115 October 8, 2017

Shitter Pillow

Buttocks.

Gluteus Maximus.

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!

by joetoe November 24, 2021

Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case

Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.

by Dick sleve October 8, 2018

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Bitch Pillow

A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

by Evil Devil Monkey June 25, 2015

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022