period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

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Get the periodmug.

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

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Get the If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>mug.

5th period chorus girls

they are lesbians.

Wow, look at those 5th period chorus girls, bet they are lesbians.

by You know me already ;) September 14, 2022

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Get the 5th period chorus girlsmug.

Period.

A way to passionately describe that you have come to the end of an idea, that you have nothing more to say on the matter, and that's final.

I am so sick of all these disposable menstrual products that take forever to break down, when there are amazing reusable alternatives that save the planet and money!!!

Girl I agree. That's on period.

by menstrual_advocado June 12, 2023

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