noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
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It is a great urge to go on vacation in Paris (or just France) for a week, but after like 2 days they get bored and homesick.
It is a great urge to go on vacation in Paris (or just France) for a week, but after like 2 days they get bored and homesick.
Asian: I really wanted to go to Paris this Christmas week and see the Eiffel tower.
B: No don't waste your money you just have Paris Fever.
B: No don't waste your money you just have Paris Fever.
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Paris is a nickname for an old black pimp. He tells girls everything they want to hear just to get them on the team. He is very conniving and has a mouth piece that will fool the white off a polar bear. He has no love except for hisself and his money.
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"Yo did you hear what Paris did!"
" What"
" She stole an entire order of pizza just because she was hungry "
" What"
" She stole an entire order of pizza just because she was hungry "
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