Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023
Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 07, 2011
Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag
Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.
Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.
by Don45 January 25, 2017
Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.
by The Craic October 29, 2017
Kari was with his latest girl in the back of his mk2 cortina and when he'd finished he just slung the nod rag out of the window and there it was dangling on the drivers door mirror!!!!
by Mercedian June 23, 2020
To have a rag jammed into one's mouth to prevent them from talking, often as a device to stop someone who is tied up from shouting out or making noise.
Dan, Alicia, and Melissa tried yelling out for help, however, there was no point to it because their speech was totally inaudible because they were tied up and rag-gagged.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls July 22, 2023
The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 March 08, 2012