Diaper-Day

A day where you are SO BUSY, you don't have the time to stop for a bathroom break - requiring you to wear a diaper.

Today was a total Diaper-Day at the Kwik-E-Mart . . . the customers would not stop coming in!

by G*Money April 25, 2010

Ladder Day

Ladder Day is a non-denominational holiday that falls on the 24th day of March. It is celebrated in the United States, with origins traced back to the southern hamlets of Rockland County, New York. Celebrators of all religions and walks of life gather to share in the joy that is Ladder day, usually by consuming large volumes of champagne and orange juice. This holiday is the first of the spring season, and is an opportunity for patrons to lift their spirits in anticipation of warmer weather and the end of winter.

Jimmy: Chris, why do you have pants on? Its Ladder Day!
Chris: You're right! Happy Ladder Day! *Drinks alcohol, drops pants*

by JR845 March 25, 2013

Ass Day

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily

by czaravm January 1, 2012

wash day

The day when Terminators walk the streets of L.A. naked

Street Punk: Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?
Terminator: Nothing clean, right.

by lethalintoxication4900 February 7, 2019

K - Day

An alternative to 'Xmas' used in bulk retail book packaging and rumored to be an attempt to promote Kwanzaa.

"We are not all allowed to open the boxes containing Arnon Grunberg's new novel until K - Day.

by Krampus Billikin September 21, 2009

Narbor Day

The national holiday on May 30th supporting people with NARBs (No Apparent Reason Boners) Don't forget to wear sweat pants and narb it up all day.

Guy 1: What the hell? Joeys getting a massive chub through his sweats just by watching an Abe Lincoln documentary.

Guy 2: Bro its Narbor Day!

by Blue Sheep May 6, 2010

deptford day

A day in May when all or most of Deptford goes to Fassola and hang around. Fireworks start as soon as it gets dark. This day celebrates the founding of Deptford. 2008 was the 35th anniversy of Deptford Day. A parade with most of Deptford's little league teams procede Fassola park.

"Dude, Deptford Day rocked this year!"

"I so wanna go next year."

"I heard a lot of fights happen at Deptford Day."

by nicolebaby June 17, 2008