wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.
Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 08, 2017
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wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness
Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee
by ArcaneZorro February 12, 2016
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seggs wet

your 69 eggs got wet socks
you said the seggs wet
by sonic the frog October 17, 2021
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Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.
Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.
by Ezel1234 February 11, 2023
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wet timer

Used to decscribe someone who has recently been hit with a water balloon and is being a whiny bitch about it.
Hey Jason, you're all wet. Did Murph hit you with yet another water balloon, you fucking wet timer!
by shadyone234 December 18, 2007
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Wet Hawk

For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom

"Wet Hawk" (noun):

A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.

The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 19, 2023
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