Burning business cards

The act of getting rid of friends, cutting off emotional ties and going different ways

You hear about Jim? He has been burning business cards, he told me not to talk to him anymore.

by Simian Bull June 22, 2012

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 14, 2020

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

gringo green card

Medical marijuana card. pot is green and gringos don't need green cards

I went to my doctor to be able to buy medical marijuana, and got a gringo green card.

by MetalRobb April 22, 2020

Black Card Revoked

A popular trivia card game and game show that tests history, facts, know how, and experiences of African Americans with wit, charm and humor. Game created by former LeBron James management execs.

Don’t mess around and get your black card revoked.

by Blackcardrevoked.com August 19, 2018

sugar daddy card

A credit card account provided from one intimate partner (co-signer), to another intimate partner (sugar baby), who becomes an authorized user of the card. The co-signer (sugar daddy) in this relationship is fully responsible for payments and obligations of the account.

This can be arranged to facilitate specific hobbies (possibly intimate, e.g. lingerie, swimwear, or sexual fetishes), or just be open to the discretion of the authorized user.

This is a potentially risky arrangement for the sugar daddy, and should only be considered for the most trustworthy lovers, who can be trusted to not abuse the privilege.

Lyndee, I hope this doesn’t sound too crazy, but I got us a sugar daddy card. I’d like you to use it to make sure you have ample amounts of sexy underware.

by braddlecat June 16, 2018

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020