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Text Binging

Text binging is the act of sending multiple amounts of hostile text messages to one recipient within a very short period of time in order for the recipient to assume you have issues of codependency and paranoia. This is frequently used when you want a person to break up with you or to assume you are insane.
Ex: Text Binging

12:00PM - "hey jack, where are you?"

12:02 PM : "hey are you ignoring me, its been 2 minutes and 3 seconds?"

12:03 PM : "Answer your phone. I'm calling you and need you right now!"

12:04 PM "Was it something I did?"

12:05 PM "Honestly I did nothing wrong, our friendship is over!"
12:05 PM - "I'm sorry, I take it back. Can we be friends again?"

12:06 PM "I hope we can be friends forever, lolz.

12:07 PM - I like golf, I heard you have golf clubs.

12:08 PM - "Do you want to play sometime?

12:09 PM "Fine, we can do something else.

12:10 PM :I like cats, here is a picture . Mrow, They are snuggly."

12:11 PM: Do you want me to send you another one?
by TrishtheSFdish October 29, 2011
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signal text

a text signaling that something is taking too long to respond to your text. Basically sending a bunch of messages to signify that your waiting for this person to reply to you.
Man i had to send Marissa a signal text, because she wouldn't answer me.
by gigi2244_xoxo June 1, 2015
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Text Men

Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
Famous jokes: Boosy, chit boner, badussy, banker cheese, bortnite, bababooey and mjchans life. mjchan is a unusual species of human. some would say hes sped.
text men loves snap chant
by jujay777 September 2, 2021
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columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text
by visualsquid August 20, 2012
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Text sex

When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.
"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."
by cryingdragon September 1, 2014
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[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging
I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.
by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008
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Text Lag

The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.
Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.
by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015
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