Chum Play

For Inquiring Minds that Want to Blow, "chum play" between chums (i.e., same-sex pals) is a non-determinant boyhood right-of-passage ― from physicality to sexuality ― that ranges from "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" to using your flesh-colored "flashlight" to search for something lost in your chum's "dark tunnel." When two inquisitive boys, who do not yet know DNA for their budding sexuality, "play around" in any way with each others' you-know-whats, it's called "chum play." Most of the time chum play signals nothing at all about either explorer's adult sexuality ahead. Regardless of the label each boy eventually accepts, memories of chum play can be humorous and/or hot, but never hurtful.

"Steve, I'm sick of this video game. Pull your pants down." Not exactly annoyed, Steve asks why, and Bruce responds, "I can see in your gym shorts you have a boner while you're playing 'Angry Birds.' So let's figure out what else our joy sticks are designed to do." Bruce says, "But I'm not gay." Steve answers, "Me neither. This is 'chum play' between two smart guys with wood who know these hard things are made for more than peeing. I won't tell your girlfriend if you don't tell mine." Years later Bruce is best man in Steve's wedding to Eve. Bruce marries Adam. No regrets involved with "chum play," only a few strategic coverups. Discretion is the better part of chum play.

by Millne January 8, 2012

no play suit

A costume worn to a party, usually by a male, that ensures the wearer will get lots of high fives, but absolutely no sex.

"Wow, you wore a banana suit and a fake mustache to a frat party?"
"Yep--A classic no play suit."

by ghostridethekipp December 26, 2008

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Play up

Like when you play up to the mentors ego.

The mentor sure does have a big ego, I think ill play up to it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

by WackyRoccoTaco January 27, 2014

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008