monster truck

When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!

"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"

by soda-POP77 February 18, 2009

Bergina Monster

Its the kinda thing that makes u just say..Holy Shit!!!!! Its one of the most repulsive pussies around.

OMG Kayla has a total Bergina Monster

by Funny Guy September 24, 2005

Booger Monster

The Southern slang of the word boogy monster

That darn booger monster almost nabbed me and swallered me

by Brett Watson February 25, 2006

monster with two backs

n. (or v. add: making the)
2 ppl having sex

im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.

by mr. whoopie September 10, 2006

Menstural Monster

The evil entity that comes to women once a month, resulting in said female becoming the biggest bitch of the best.

Ed: Dude, did you see how she blew me off?
Bill: Yea, she's got the menstural monster.

by Himawari Takami December 18, 2008

Coochee Monster

Any horn dog sex maniac, sex addict that eats way too much pussy for his or her own good.

Mr. Jizzman better cut down on the amount of pussy he's been eating or he'll turn into the Coochee Monster!

I can tell that the coochie monster was here recently 'cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.

by Admiral von Bitchslapp May 6, 2009

Loch Ness Monster

An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.

The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.

I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.

Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?

by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009