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monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.
A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.
by sarahh(= February 25, 2008
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monolo

A Sexy hot dog he has the prettiest eyes and the cutest snout any dog will want him
oh honey monolo
by Analies loves dogs November 17, 2017
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Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
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monogagay

1. a self-identified gay male who forms relationships that mimic heterosexual monogamous relationships.
2. a self-identified gay male who uses a string of short-term, monogamous relationships to disguise sexual promiscuity.
4. a self-identified gay male who takes pride in his status as an outsider of the gay community and identifies with the more conservative romantic and sexual patterns of mainstream culture.
3. a product of the backlash to sexual liberation that occurred because of the spread of HIV/AIDS, the monogagay is generally, but not always a gay apologist, and usually obsessed with cleanliness and order.
I think Steve thinks he's too good for Jim; Jim's very laissez faire about sexuality and Steve's just an uptight monogagay.
by Will Casey D July 28, 2008
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monogamish

adj. Aiming for a stable relationship but open to something slutty.

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I am like, so tired of tramps. Are you monogomous?

Well... I’m monogamish.
by gnostic3 February 14, 2019
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monogomanus

When two fags agree to be faithful and only tool each others asses.
Todd: "Oh my gosh! Did you here Bruce is off the market?"
Kyle: "Yeah, he and Brad decided to be all monogomanus."
by Rob Rodriguez August 28, 2007
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Playing monopoly

Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.
John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and I’m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: I’m currently playing monopoly with Ashley’s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, I’m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it
by Kingyoungdaggerdick September 4, 2018
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