Mike Selisny

does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.

mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams

by big boobs anonymous September 08, 2017

Mike Hoxafloppin

A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.

I am Mike Hoxafloppin.

by Mike Hoxafloppin October 21, 2020

Mike K

Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(

Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?

by saulgoodman? October 17, 2022

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 13, 2012

Mike Morreale

Some bitch nigga with a mini Afro. He skates and obviously gets no ass. He also likes men

It’s that bitch nigga mike Morreale

by Smok rolo badge June 26, 2019

Mike-a-licious

when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.

Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!

by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

by HeyIt'sCameron April 24, 2022