dreww michael

Dreww Michael is a highkey freak who also happens to make music about real shit

Dreww Michael's new freestyle was fire!

by January Rain March 9, 2015

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.

Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.

by Salty mama April 22, 2020

Dirty Michael

A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.

That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.

by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020

Michael Jackson

The King Of Pop.
He invented the "Moon Walk" dance move.

Born; August 29th 1958
Died; June 25th 2009

Michael Jackson died? I can't believe this, he was the King Of Pop music.

by RebeccaMills June 28, 2009

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.

Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima

by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022