Max Rossitto

very tall and may want to talk to you about tall people stuff. This may be to a person as tall or a small percent shorter than him.

I saw a Max Rossitto on the weekend. He was massive.

by not_noah December 1, 2019

Max Wollen

Ruler of axolotl and stuff. Omichord God. Mondo and Taka's child. Coolest human ever. NO ONE OPENS THE DOOR. FOR A NATIVE NEW YORKER. reason why Richie Roberts has that swag

Max Wollen is the coolest swag master ever.

by Richie the swagmaster April 28, 2021

Max Castro

Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.

This nigga Max Castro fingered my goldfish

by Some_asian_dude November 26, 2019

max rumor

When the youtuber max tech releases another video containing a 1% accurate rumour that he bases on some anonymous chinese leaker

max tech: *drops the 5th macbook pro 14 inch m1x leak video*

me: ah another fucking max rumor

by lolfr April 8, 2021

Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.

Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety

by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020

Dicker Max

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder

American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT

by russian cat. August 21, 2023

Max chibi

a smaller version of a guy named max. probably watches anime. probably lives with his parents. it's fine though.

Max? no, he's a Max chibi.

by mastermemerdreamer January 18, 2018