Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.

Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.

by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

buck main

Can be the teams saving grace or a retard you can complain about the recoil or use the flash either way your probably not gonna win

Kid; I am a buck main

Outher kid : leaves

by Buck main June 2, 2019

Maine

A state where you are either gay or are a republican.

Are you from Maine?

by whyamihere8976 June 15, 2022

Maine Flamingo

An Ostrich

A variety of ostrich found in Northern North America known as a “Maine Flamingo”

I’ve been raising Maine Flamingo for over a decade

by dr dance December 10, 2022

Main main

4 girl + girl = (No Homo) ur main main is ur bestie.. The 1 friend u can relate 2 on so many levels, u can talk 2 bout anything, u will always b there 4 her as she will 4 u.

4 girl + boy or boy + girl = (g+b) ur only man till u move on to the next. (b+g) the main chick u mess w/ not a side chick, usually baby momma or wife is main main.

(g+g) I'd be lost w/o my main main, she keep me from going insane
(g+b) he used to be my main main now my new man my main main
(b+g) my wife my main main and I see Kayla on the side cuz she easy

by hoodrichbitch December 30, 2014