by AsparagusAA January 30, 2018

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.
Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.
by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025

did you hear about Leslie!? last weekend she was railing the main vain on a cruise ship and now shes married to a 65 year old millionaire.
by Jerry Himself August 2, 2017

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
by H+M December 20, 2014

by dr dance December 10, 2022

Can be the teams saving grace or a retard you can complain about the recoil or use the flash either way your probably not gonna win
by Buck main June 2, 2019
