i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing

the person who says this is not okay, they need a hug, badly (and therapy.)

john: i’m girl boss slay yes pussy slay girl pussy pop queen-ing
katie: please get help babe

by celestiavibes August 31, 2022

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

i'm a beast!

Beast, a man which is beastly. Opposite of baby.

Geez, I'm a beast!
Geez, you just got owned what a beast!

by Chitsu September 14, 2006

I'm tha bomb

Stating that I am awesome or very good.

Come on trick you know "I'm tha bomb"

by tha bomb.com October 24, 2013

I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!

by DianeP April 7, 2017