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lord n jaysus

Man: hey baby, any chance of some action tonight?
Woman: No!
Man: but we haven't made love in 2 months!
Woman: No answer!
Man: Lord n jaysus!
by wexslang June 15, 2012
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Lord Phuck Boy

When a Phuck Boy is gifted a plot of land in Scotland , Lord or lady can be added to there name . Becoming Lord Phuck Boy .
U may now call me Lord Phuck Boy .
by Lord Phuck Boy April 24, 2023
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Sesh lord Forde

Sesh lord aka Rebecca Forde absolute buzzer hit her up fer the old sesh der and if ur not a Forde ur not no one so.... *warning* may be caught singing various tunes such as baby shark and catch and release etc.
“Sham there’s sesh lord Forde act cool Jeffrey
by 42dicksinabag September 24, 2018
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Das Haus Lord

A dominant male figure of the company Das Haus of Bunker usually the husband. Club king of Das Haus of Bunker alongside his wife Das Hauswife.
Das Haus Lord loves to spank me when I am acting naughty.
by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021
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Croatian Clout Lord

The nickname for the one and only Dragan Bender, Terror from the Land of Three, Destroyer of Defenses, Swat King Emperor, and Admiral of Attac
Croatian Clout Lord for three! That's his 14th tonight!
by ClapTrapTittieSlap May 1, 2018
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Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
by bisonman May 27, 2015
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