Liamitis

Liamitis is a tragic and rare condition which prevents those who have it from being able to read, as of 2019, only one person is known to have the condition, Liam Lindsay, hence the name Liamitis. The condition is said to attack the part of the brain that is in charge of reading development and growth. According to doctors, those with Liamitis can not see words properly and instead see a jumbled up mix of different colors that are impossible to decipher. Scientists are currently working on finding a cure, but say that it may be years before they make any major developments.

Oh shit, that kid over there has Liamitis, it must be Liam Lindsay

by dr_shrook August 18, 2019

Liam Morgan

The best downhill skateboarder ever who also invented the word stoopy

Who is the best downhill skateboarder ever?

Oh bro, it’s liam Morgan. He’s so good it’s stoopy

by Liammorganisthebest August 22, 2019

liam

another name for a chode. he clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents, basically pubes, also can be found in public toilet seats

I smell like Liam.

by saz42069 August 28, 2019

Liam

A absute nerd.

Somone:Ever known liam?

Somone else: Yeah

by AnonyMooseyDoozey September 1, 2019

Liam

A guy thats all around awesome closer than a brother and a person who is trustworthy
His jokes are also topzz

Liams tuned that he did ur mother and aunty bcos their prostitutes and gave them their time of their life

by Electro boi September 2, 2019

liam

a kid that farts then follows through

Oh i just farted wait i just shit myself

liam moment

by shity afro September 4, 2019

Liam Holmes

Fucking Autistic

Person: yo that kid is so Liam Holmes

by Enigma67 September 5, 2019