mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action

This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!

by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006

bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

hypotenuse leg

Lifted from mathematics, a cruel(yet humerous)term for someone who walks with a cane and has legs as screwy as a willow tree.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a hypotenuse leg!

by mecaro October 17, 2005

Leg Block

A tactic used by unconfident males to coral, corner, or block off access to females they are engaging in conversation with. L-Blocking is usually preformed by propping one of their legs up on a seat near the female target.

Look at that babe getting leg blocked by that dweeb at that picnic table. See how he blocking access to her by strategically placing his leg on the seat in front of her.

by 3rdKnklBrwn September 2, 2010

Stanky leg

1. Adjective A leg with a discreet smell but a flamboyant and devious motion. Most commonly seen on a Sunday night, during the first night of freshers week in the city of Chester.

"Hey man, can you smell that?"

"Probably just Stan working that stanky leg".

by Donald Rump November 10, 2015

Snake Legs

Legs so fine, they don't even seem to exist.

Check out that chick...them's some fuckin' snake legs. Damn.

by tonydamas May 10, 2011

leg ass

Usually refers to a bitch, but if you swing tha gay shit, then Saul Good. When her legs merge into her ass, looking like some type of Barbie Doll figga, then it's called Leg Ass.

Kate Moss got straight up leg ass

by Jimmy Crack Corn December 14, 2004