Mr. PIB

PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.

"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but anything to get you off."

by Mrs. Pib July 19, 2009

Mrs. White

a word describing a very bipolar person who seems to continousily P.M.S.ing

well dang, robert and chandler got in trouble again by another mrs. whiteISH person

by innocent student September 15, 2009

Mr. Lesbian

A prominent heterosexual male attracted to hot lesbian females. ie. 98% of the male population.

It's okay. Think of it as a loophole, I'm Mr. Lesbian so technically, you're still a lesbo.

by Thai M. October 12, 2005

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

Mr. Akai

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."

A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Mr. Butterworth

The man that has graciously supplied us with delicious syrup for years. One out of the three great legendary pancake titans: (Tyler the Apocalypse Scheid, Ethan the Crust Nestor and Mr.Butterworth). (Also known by the name Mark Edward Fischbach) He has covered millions of pancakes for many years.

Johnson: "Who's responsible for our syrup?"
Ted: "Mark Mr. Butterworth Fischbach , of course!"
Johnson: "Who's that?"
Ted: "Well I can't believe you don't recognize the great man's name!
Ted: "You know why there's a national recycling program for syrup bottles? That's right, it's a hundred percent him!, covering every pancake!"

by Detective Derp April 11, 2017

Mrs. Watson

A lady in her mid to late 100's. She is very strict, but can be an ok person sometimes, even though she makes children cry by staring at them and then beats them with her arm fat. She also likes to skin peoples faces off and wear them in the name of the republican party. Mrs. Watson can be a real cunt.

Look! Mrs. Watson is giving those children candy!
Look! Those children are getting sick and Mrs. Watson is Laughing!
Mrs. Watson just poisoned those kids!
Now Mrs. Watson is beating the poisoned children with her arm fat and wearing their faces!

by Coolcctherock August 21, 2014