Banana in the Trash Can

1. Disposing of a fruit in a reciprocal of waste
2. Doing it in the butt

"My girl was on her period last night, so I put my banana in the trash can"

by OrganicCreator97 December 18, 2016

Trash Can Trey

A black dude who has a fetish for having sex on, in, and around trash cans.

Guy 1: Ew, there's semen all over the trash can.

Guy 2: A Trash Can Trey must have been here.

by zman69 May 14, 2015

Monster can test

It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win

Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”

by Mantistoo August 17, 2021

Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 22, 2011

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015