cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
by salviesez May 11, 2021
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Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
by Wutarmellun April 06, 2023
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Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.
Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.
by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019
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the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.
“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”
by Regret June 10, 2020
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Spoon Boy

The guy off camera flicking spoonfuls of wet cornflower on the actress when the money shot is delivered thus creating the illusion of a turbo jizzing. Used often when the actor has to go round the buoy before he fully reloads.
Your dicks so small you’d only ever be hired as the spoon boy
by SailorPat February 14, 2019
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Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.
I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.
by dishwashington January 17, 2024
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