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Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
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Minecraft

A nostalgic game if you need time for nostalgia

Say that if you never played Minecraft for ages, and you want to play this sweet, nostalgic game. If your other friends like Fortnite better and think Minecraft is trash, don't listen to them, click away, and enjoy!
Me: I'm so bored playing Fortnite!
Me: How about if I played Minecraft....seems like I haven't played it for a while.
Me: *Clicks on the application*
Me: Ahh....it's so nice playing this game again! So much good memories from here.
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Minecraft

The best game in history. Very fun.
Person1:do u like Minecraft?
Person2:ofc! Who doesn’t?
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minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."
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Minecraft

The best game there is.
Ever heard of Minecraft?
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minecraft icon

If 5-7 crazy stickmen taught us anything, the most powerful object in your computer.
Shit roger the IRS took our minecraft icon
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Minecraft

A game created in the 2000s made by mojang, it’s genre is a sandbox game. You can play it with your friends and family. it has no psychics at all tho.
Hey dude wanna play Minecraft!- person 1
no u stole my netherite. - person 2
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