Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
by Tubbers2121 January 05, 2010
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A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!
by zacherzach November 06, 2016
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Shit Tuck

When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021
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Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
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shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
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Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
by ShoddyVariety November 03, 2019
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shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area
Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits
by Lit fam March 09, 2017
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